I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...
to fulfill my fantasy that we have health insurance.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!