Insurance

Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight...
to fulfill my fantasy that we have health insurance.
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.