I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Your name is insert name here?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
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