If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
You are my density!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
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