Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I can turn your software into hardware.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Your name is insert name here?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You’re more special than relativity.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
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