Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You’re more special than relativity.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
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