Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Your name is insert name here?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
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