I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Your name is insert name here?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
You are the object of my preposition.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
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