Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
You are my density!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.