Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You are the object of my preposition.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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