I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.