I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You’re more special than relativity.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
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