It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You’re more special than relativity.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.