I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
You’re more special than relativity.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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