You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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