There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You are my density!
Your lab or my lab?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
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