Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
We could make such a beautiful library together.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You are my density!
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Your name is insert name here?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Go to BabaMail
