Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You are the object of my preposition.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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