Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Your lab or my lab?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
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