To: The Social Security Commissioner
Dear Commissioner,
My name is Charles Wright and I live on First Street. I would
like to present before you the following story:
'Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding,
my father came to visit a number of times, and suddenly he fell in love with
my step-daughter.
My father eventually married her without
my authorization.
As a result,
my step-daughter legally became
my step-mother and
my father
my son-in-law.
My father's wife (also
my step-daughter) and
my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is
my grandchild because I am the husband of
my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also
my brother, as the son of
my father.
All at once,
my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of
my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also
my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events,
my wife gave birth to a son, who became
my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of
my father's wife, and
my uncle.
My son is also
my step-mother's brother, and through
my step-mother,
my wife has become a grandmother and I have become
my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would
like to know the following: Does
my son, who is also
my uncle,
my father's son-in-law, and
my step-mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Sincerely yours,
Charles Wright