My Jokes

You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
I want your chestnuts roasting on my open fire.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
My best toys run on batteries.
If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
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