My Jokes

You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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