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You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
There’s snow one like you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
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