You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.