Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I can give you something to really be thankful about!