I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?