Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?