“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
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