“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
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