“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”