I less than three you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You have one compact set.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You are the square to my root.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
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