I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You have one compact set.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are the square to my root.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I less than three you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
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