Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I less than three you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the square to my root.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You have one compact set.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
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