I less than three you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You have one compact set.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You are the square to my root.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
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