Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I less than three you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are the square to my root.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
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