How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You have one compact set.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I less than three you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You are the square to my root.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
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