Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You have one compact set.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You are the square to my root.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I less than three you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
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