I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are the square to my root.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You have one compact set.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I less than three you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
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