Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You have one compact set.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I less than three you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are the square to my root.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
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