What do mushrooms watch on TV?
Spores.
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws!
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
What TV show did the astronaut appear in?
Dancing with the stars.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
I hid the control for the TV
I’m not even remotely sorry.
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
My favorite crime TV show has a duck as the main character.
He always quacks the case.
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
Last night me and the wife watched three DVDs back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.