Tv show Jokes

What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

(From tv show Blackadder)
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
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