Tv show

What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
Your brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

(From tv show Blackadder)