Welcome to Haiku Funniest Haiku of course Have a big old laugh!

Help, me I am trapped
In a haiku factory
save me, before they
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.
Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
hand me the pliers.
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
and I’m like Haiku.
Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink.
Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Only so many
And so much to get done.
I’d rather take nap.
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.
How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.
My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
I'm much funnier.
when I am drunk off my butt.
sadly, I'm sober.
Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
University.
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.
A Haiku about getting out of bed:
No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No