Welcome to Haiku Funniest Haiku of course Have a big old laugh!

I'm much funnier.
when I am drunk off my butt.
sadly, I'm sober.
Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.
Lots of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.
Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
hand me the pliers.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.
You think you're big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.
Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?