I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!