A man has to go, but has no toilet paper. His friend says to wipe with a dollar. He comes back all dirty, so his friend asks "What is that horrible smell?". So the man says,
"Hard to wipe with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel"
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
What did the flirty napking say to the dinner guests?
"Let me sit on your lap"
I thought I broke my leg when I tripped over a box of Kleenex last night
But the doctor said it's only tissue damage.
My family and I like to sleep during the day.
They are my napkin.
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
What do you call a sleeping paper towel?
A napkin.