Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
That’s a-may-zing!
Does anything come after April A?
May B!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!