Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.