An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
A space fish is usually called starfish.