When your poo goes into the sewers, it's not yours anymore.
It becomes pooblic domain.
My farts don’t smell, they don’t have noses.
Why didn’t the teacher want to fart in front of anyone?
He was a private tootor.
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
Do people have strange scents of humor if they laugh at their own farts?
I’ve been going through a lot of sh** lately
I hate my job as a plumber.
If you poop in your sleep...
You have sleep crapnea.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
Why did the baker go to the toilet?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Dung beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
Dung Beetles know how to keep their sh** together.
I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog poo. Someone came up behind me and slipped as well. Trying to sympathize, I said "I just did that!"
They slapped me and said "use the toilet next time"
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.
That sh** was in
This morning my daughter came to me, looking concerned. She said, “Dad, I need a new bum”.
I asked, “And why is that sweetheart?”
She said, “Because mine has a crack in it!”
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
I couldn't tell if the dog truly had to poop or if he was just faking it to go outside.
Turns out he was full of s**t.
A man walks into a zoo, there was only one animal in the zoo.
It was a Shitzu.
I found a side job collecting dog poo from people's yards.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
"Is it the tar that smells like farts?"
"No, it was your asphalt"
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
A bassturd.
I was at the doctor, complaining about constipation. The doc seemed upset with me. He said,
"You don't give a s**t, do you?"
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
All farts...are laughing gas.
I’ve been working on my poop art recently...
It’s pretty sh**.
What do you call a small turd?
A dumpling.
Where do cow farts come from?
The dairy air.
In a recent study, NASA scientists confirmed that Uranus smells like farts.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
How do people take a dump when, well, nobody gives a s**t?