When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I love you berry much.
I cannoli be happy
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
I whale-y like you.
Some bunny loves you.
We are mint to be.
You’re right up my alley.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I pitcher us together forever.
You're my purr-son.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
We make a great pear
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I like you sow much.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I love you from my head tomatoes.
"I wood never leaf you."
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I’m soy
into you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.