We bee-long together.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
You octopi my thoughts.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
"I wood never leaf you."
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
You met all of my koala-fications
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Pugs and kisses.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You make miso happy.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I cannoli be happy
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.