I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.