You’re the cutest clover in the patch.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
Dublin over in laughter.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
You’re my lucky charm.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you call a big Irish spider?
A Paddy long legs.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaved clover?
You don’t want to press your luck.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
I love when you coddle me.
I saw some leprechauns putting coins in the vending machine but in vain. They were using lepre-coins.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
How was the lepre-con caught?
By an under-clover police officer!
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.