Irish food is legen-dairy.
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
You have me greening from ear to ear.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
Why don’t leprechauns run?
They’d rather jig than jog.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m Dublin down on what I said before.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
A trip to Ireland is quite a cliffhanger.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
I am happy that the arrangements for St Patrick's day are going great. The large bottles of green soda look pitcher-perfect.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
Ireland is a little lamb-boyant.
What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?
Rick O’Shay.
Be-leaf me, you look great in green.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.