Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
Irish I had better jokes.
Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!