"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
Who did all this shopping? Me, my elf, and I!
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look, everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?