What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
How do you get in contact with a Greek architect?
You column.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control.
France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea.
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
Elbow.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I was joking with my mailman, and said I had a package to ship to Spain.... to Parcelona...
He didn't laugh though. The key to a joke like that is the delivery.
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?
Play-toe.
Or was it Sock-rates?
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
By Demeter.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
There’s so much to do here so I’m never Bordeaux-ed.
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
Apollo
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
My son asked me, what’s a Greek urn?
I said, “about 20 drachmas a day.”
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
Other people had drugs in school, but I brought Greek cheeses.
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?
Arisotto.
I read Reims of info before I got here, but nothing can prepare you for how beautiful this place is.
What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?
"Whodisious?"