Wedding cake tastes just like Birthday cake
It just takes more commitment.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
My dad got me a clone of myself for my birthday...
He said “Here, it’s faux you!”
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
You did a grape job raisin me. Happy birthday!
What is every horses birthday wish?
A stable economy.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with it.
Birthday candles don’t exercise because they burn out too quickly!
You are aged to perfection.
Looking 50 is great! If you’re 60.
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.