I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.