the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What does a pizza say when it introduces itself to you?
Slice to meet you.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.