You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You're hotter than a data center!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
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