Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I love all of your stratified layers!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
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