Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Baby, you rock my world!