Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Baby, you rock my world!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
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