You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Baby, you rock my world!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.