I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You are one well-defined function!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You're hotter than a data center!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
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