If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I think my heart just lagged.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You are the square to my root.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
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