You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Baby, you rock my world!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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