Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
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