You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
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