Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You're hotter than a data center!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You have one compact set.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
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