Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You have one compact set.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
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