You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are the square to my root.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.