My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are one well-defined function!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
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