I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I think my heart just lagged.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.