Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Baby, you rock my world!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You have one compact set.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are one well-defined function!
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You are the square to my root.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
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