Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
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