Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I less than three you.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Baby, you rock my world!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are the square to my root.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
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