Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
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