My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
I think my heart just lagged.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I less than three you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You are the square to my root.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
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