Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
You are the object of my preposition.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!