Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You are the object of my preposition.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.