Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Are you a red light because stop.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
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