"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
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