I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I think I glove you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
When are you going to invite me to church?
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.