I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
So, is it my dugout or yours?
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
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