What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Nice Ass-teroid.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Someone said you were looking for me.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Your treat or mine?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
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