Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
Wanna churn butter with me?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
How about we get down to monkey business?
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
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