If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I've only got three months to live.
You are the object of my preposition.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
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