Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"