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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.