De Jokes

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

- Charles De Gaulle.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
One Saturday morning at three
A cheese-monger’s shop in Paree
Collapsed to the ground
With a thunderous sound
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco de Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson and Franciso Pizarro?
They can never seem to beat the straights of Magellan.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I Tour de Francy you.
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."

People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
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