How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."