A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
The school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, while the locomotive says “Choo Choo Choo!”
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’