I will only give someone a kleenex if I've known them for a long time.
I guess you could say I have trust-tissues.
I made a bridge out of Kleenex.
I have truss tissues.
What do you call the second tissue paper?
Kleenext.
Why didn't the toilet paper finish the race?
Because it was wiped out.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
What did pharaohs use to wipe?
Poo-pyrus.
Toilet paper plays an important roll in my life, it would be pretty sh**ty without it.