My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.