What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”
He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.