The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath. She wasn't content.
I'm so upset, I even used color pencils for this.
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
Gave my pet leopard a bath every day. Now he’s spotless.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs...
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!