The man who invented the door knocker won a no-bell prize.
What is the lightest house a real estate seller sells?
A lighthouse, of course!
How do you make a million dollars in real estate?
You start out with two million.
Why was the realtor in counseling?
He couldn’t get closure.
The real estate in my neighborhood has become so expensive that only cats can afford it.
You need nine lives to pay it off.
Why was a realtor amused by solving a house jigsaw puzzle in just five weeks?
The box read for 10-14 years!
Why did the house make an appointment with the doctor?
It had a window-pane.